Butthole Surfer

A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.

Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.

by TeenBagel January 30, 2016

butthole fungus

A type of fungus which originates from buttholes

I went to have anal with your mom, but I stopped when I saw her butthole fungus

by Jsjaje March 8, 2016

Butthole Surfer

1. One who jumps from parter to partner to partake in casual anal sex.

2. An American rock band that plays alternative punk music. (1981-Present)

"You're such a butthole surfer. I saw you take it up the butt again"

by Sputnik the Traveler May 4, 2016

butthole price

The price of a good or service that is equivalent to being forcefully raped in the ass because you could have paid a lot less else where.

I don't shop at dealerships, because they charge butthole prices.

by Wougits & Wisc May 8, 2016

Buttholed

Another word for "killed" or "rekt"; used during a match of Call of Duty.

"Aw dude I just got completely buttholed"

by qwaytroh September 10, 2016

butthole

where te poop comes out

i have to poop from my butthole

by poopholexdlullulxddxd December 3, 2016

butthole milkshake

When you cum in a butthole and drink it out with a straw!

I'm so horny I'm craving a butthole milkshake!

by Ss69Tim January 13, 2017