arabian beard

The act of ejaculating on your partners chin while she's sleeping and then snipping your pubes onto her face so they stick and look like a beard.

I gave my bitch an arabian beard after i threw her down the stairs and knocked her out.

by SSK Sgt. Lemon July 20, 2008

spock's beard

a strange progressive / new age band, have some ok songs but pretty experimental.

I'm gonna go trip out to Spock's Beard.

by matt November 16, 2004

butt beard

The line of hair above a man's butt crack.

My husband Jerry needs to shave his butt beard if he wants to get lucky on Valentine's Day.

by Cindi44 February 15, 2008

Bearded Clam

Australian bar slang for a pint of coca-cola without ice.

I'll have a round of Bearded Clam thanks... I said Bearded, get that fucking ice outta there bitch.

by wayfarer87 May 11, 2010

Bearded Fish Taco

A really hairy, often smelly vagina.

Nancy had never trimmed her cooch and when she didn't shower for like 4 days, what resulted could only be described as Bearded Fish Taco

by ESKIMOBRO June 23, 2008

Amish Beard

A euphemism similar to Landing Strip or Happy Trail, an Amish Beard is a particular pubic styling type in which a person only shaves the upper part of their hair leaving the underneath completely untouched. The hair on the scrotum or underneath the vagina then resembles the classic Amish Beard worn only on the neck with a clean shaven face.

"Yeah I was running late and only had time to shave the top. Good thing she didn't mind the Amish Beard I was rockin'."

by JB BL September 5, 2007

beardpop

Light, non-threatening, drifty-twinkly-jazzy music that is made by a very serious man in a small room on a computer. Aimed at an audience who like to stroke their chins while listening, trying to pretend that they are serious music lovers, when really they are listening to elevator music.
Otherwise known as idm (intelligent dance music), as described by people who are so scared of looking stupid, they actually put the word "intelligent" in the name of their favourite music genre. The music is undanceable but they put the word "dance" in it because they wish they could dance. And it's not really very musical so they put the word "music" on the end for safety.
Other people call beardpop electronica because it is so unimaginative that there are absolutely no ideas in the music, and listeners are left with only soulless electrical signals.
minimal techno is a close relative but modified for people that want to dance, a bit, robotically, without the offbeat funkiness required in uk garage, drum and bass or hip hop.

They were playing so much beardpop I fell asleep on the dancefloor, and I didn't wake up for seven hundred years.

by MINKYMINK February 14, 2007