Fat-man Burrito

A tortilla that a large man uses as a sweat towel, then is later stuffed with the traditional toppings of a bean burrito and fed to someone else.
Douchebag guy: Bahaha! your eating a fat-man burrito!

Guy eating burrito: Wtf!
by gary696969 March 07, 2010
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Burrito Plop

When a woman who has many children "tea bags" a male.
My wife was mad so she burrito plopped me this morning!
by ifyourhappyandyouknowit June 03, 2013
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Nut Burrito

A giant burrito of a cock packed with special sauce.
Guys I could really go for a nut burrito right about now.
by El Jefe_ March 14, 2019
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lil burrito

A small burrito that likes to attack things. Loves to growl but doesn't bite!!
Overall a cute bb.
Awww look at that lil burrito over there! So cute!
by kingjulienreal September 18, 2022
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Chicken Burrito

When drunk you convinces your partner to take a finger and slip it up your guys butthole so that you will sober up and can go get mexican food after a night of drinking.
Hey, if you let me slip a finger up your butt, I'll drive us to go get chicken burritos afterwards.
by Pete in Texas May 13, 2020
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Burrito Noche

The night you spend in the bathroom after eating Mexican food for dinner.
After eating dinner last night at (insert Mexican restraunt name) I had a Burrito Noche.
by iMeMyself January 01, 2012
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Meat and Cheese burrito

When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.
Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”
by CyreeseLym(FromOblock) July 31, 2024
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