green burrito

Something that is scary beyond measure

Last night Becky green burritoed me and i thought I was going to have a heart attack.

by yeet train to swaggsville June 13, 2017

burrito

host of bbb, friend with famous well renowned drooling idiot clash

noah: hi burrito

burrito: fuck you

by not evilton June 13, 2025

Rice Burrito

Used to describe a person who is attractive in some way but has zero personality.

Friend 1: Hey, broski! Are you going to hang with that hot chick again you were with yesterday?
Friend 2: Nah, man. She's a rice burrito.

by CATSARETOOCOOL December 6, 2017

burrito pile

Sexual encounter with a big chested, heavy set, woman. Typically, the encounter is brought on by over consumption of alcohol. The female usually exhibits an aggressive sexual attitude while the male exhibits an over estimation of his sexual appetite.

I hooked up with Carol last night. It was a total burrito pile. Way more than I could handle.

by Papa Ev June 3, 2016

burrito

When a mexican drives an astro van the van is called a burrito

"Yo how did adam get there"
"He drove the burrito"

by Scanlan313 January 29, 2012

Fat-man Burrito

A tortilla that a large man uses as a sweat towel, then is later stuffed with the traditional toppings of a bean burrito and fed to someone else.

Douchebag guy: Bahaha! your eating a fat-man burrito!

Guy eating burrito: Wtf!

by gary696969 March 6, 2010

Burrito

A tortilla filled with foods like meat and beans. And sometimes onions.

I ate a burrito today. It had onions

by Yoshisushie June 28, 2022