Band Bro

Guys in bands that live in total squalor. Bedroom usually has mattress on the floor with no linen and definitely no natural light. Cycles through partners more often than he changes his socks because he's a giant man child with addiction problems.

Expects any potential partners to be his mum and therapist but also be cool when he fucks other people on tour.

That band bro ghosted me after giving me chlamydia

by Frankenbron August 5, 2019

banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019

Band girl

Girls who can blow hard. She has big lungs and a big personality. When she walks by all the guys stare. She's also fabulous with dirty jokes.

See her? She's obviously a band girl.

by Boo1124 February 12, 2021

band cult

people who are in the highest band in their school

Bro, were in the band cult.

by mr.denden February 25, 2021

elacca band

an elastic band, used for binding items.

Please pass me that elacca band. I need to tie my pencils together.

by babentini August 28, 2012

Fongoo Band

a local rock/reggae band from Davao City, Philippines with members namely: Jan Gharner Narciso, Charl Shervin Arado, James Kitt Geralde and Junevic Baritua.

Fongoo Band and fongoo music

by fongoo August 30, 2012

band puberty

When a singer/vocalist in a band's voice changes with a new album.

The new Attack Attack song sounds like the vocalist went through band puberty!

by TheKidsArentAlright December 7, 2011