Albenis

An extremely large mosquito bite.

"Woah! How'd that albenis get there?

by thepooz October 7, 2016

New Albany

New Albany is a suburb in Ohio. The students of New Albany High School and Middle School are often stereotyped as stuck-up, rich, and snobby, but anyone who has stepped inside of a classroom at either of those schools will know that this is not the case. Sure, they have the average snarky popular cheerleaders, but so does basically everyone. The fact is, New Albany is the home of Les Wexner, who owns/used to own Limited Brands, so Abercrombie, PINK, etc. are very common things to see worn there because that's where they originated and many people have jobs working for the company. Not everyone there is "rich", or living in "giant mansions", and personally, I have only seen a few nice cars there, all belonging to hard-working adults; not high schoolers. One of the most commonly discussed topics in New Albany is their own stereotype, since they are always the butts of jokes at football games and such. In reality, New Albany is a lovely place to live, home to generally good people and very high-level public schools. It makes me sad to see so many people dissing New Albany on this website and in person. Picking on the stereotype of people living in a certain town will get you no where.

Person 1: "Let's go to New Albany. I hear they have a great froyo shop there."
Person 2: "Eww no they're all stuck up bitches. If we go there we'll have to dress up and act like sluts."
Person 1: "Dude, they aren't like that. Have you even been to New Albany?"
Person 2: "No... but they seem snobby because they have white fences and good schools."

by IAmSherlocked January 23, 2014

gay albert

if u have a friend and his name is Albert he is gay he has a dad named Dan and he beats Albert with a shovel cause Albert didn't feed the chickens or he didn't come for supper. he also sucks at mine craft. Albert is a big gay... He also buys you necklaces and air pods if he falls deeply in love with you. but u aint no gold digger and you say no CAUSE HES GAY!

gay Albert is a gay fatass

by conwarjoonsoon February 10, 2020

Dirty Fat Albert

A black man with a overwhelmingly large cock "he will also beat you ass with his fat albert"

"I will also beat you ass with my Dirty Fat Albert"

by gaurd565 February 15, 2015

alby

a cool kid i know that is true about what was said in that other definition

Alby was sooo good in bed that one night.

by becky's cousin January 29, 2004

Jessica Alba

Ridiculously good-looking actress that would make a priest reach for the Kleenex.

See Giggedy giggedy giggedy.

Jessica Alba is too hot for words.

by Snake January 28, 2006

The Albatross

An encounter where one woman gathers at least 10 other men and pleasures each one of them at once. She does this by entering into an open squat and placing each man's penis into both armpits, both elbow joints, both hands, both knee joints, her vagina/anus/both, and her mouth. The awkward and frantic motion of a flapping bird gives the impressive feat its name.

"Man this seems like a sausage fest here"
"Let's call up Ashley and she can do the Albatross."

by Count Thugula September 11, 2011