african fire frog

when austin shram shits himself and it leaks out of his chair.

Omg did you just see him African Fire Frog in the movies?

by Johnny Qeir February 25, 2022

African House Sparrow

A smoke detector with a low battery. Frequently heard in the background of YouTube videos.

Bro, I tried to watch that new video, but I couldn't stant the constant chirping. It sounded like an African house sparrow.

by Trust me I'm a doctor. February 2, 2025

african porch monkey

a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.

“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”

“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”

by itsok2005 February 2, 2022

african slush puppy

A fat black man with large nipple, usually say the word “nigger” once a day.

Hey look at that over weight, potty mouthed, African slush puppy.

by Cherry Poppins November 15, 2017

West African Burner

Sex position typically used by Peace Corps volunteers with no eyebrows.

You stand over the object of fornication, ejaculating into their eyes, saying "I am the captain now." Bonus points if you have aids or some other west African STD.

I totally hit her with the West African Burner last night. She's in for a nasty white blood cell count surprise a year or so from now, but who cares! I'll be out of this continent by then.

by DSoPaB April 6, 2017

African American

Typically they can run fast, but will fucking die if put in a pool. They all love KFC, purplous kool aid, and watermelon.

There goes that nigga eating kfc, he’s so African American

by Mr Guy1 March 25, 2024

African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.

Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.

by wowmandude January 9, 2017