Dissapearing act

When you have to bail out of an e-mail or text session with a "friend", because of a prior commitment with a spouse or significant other....usually resulting in the other party thinking you bailed on them.
Dude, what's with the dissapearing act??

Sorry man, the boss had me tied up cuttin the yard for ever.....
by Fukstiker January 23, 2012
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Party rotation act

A much needed but not yet implemented act of us congress where one or the other of major political us parties is skipped every four years.
Since my party rotation act rotation act is based on the crop rotation of European medieval agriculture it would work like this: if in 2028 we have a republican on the ballot and they win then don't run in ' 32, in '32 we would choose between a Democrat and an independent. If in '32 let's say the democrats win (and supposing we have only 8 years consecutive) then in 2040 we would choose between a republican and an independent. If the independent wins in 2040 then by 2048 we have a democrat and republican running for office again.
by Sexydimma November 23, 2024
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acting jack

A soldier of low rank that is given the responsibility and stripes of a corporal or sergeant. Not a real promotion. Generally begrudged by soldiers under his command. “Jackshit”is something of low regard.
As an acting jack I was allowed to drink in the NCO club.
by Redstone March 04, 2023
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The ACT

American College Testing (Abbreviated ACT), is a test in which students sit at a cramped school desk for 4 hours straight, the math section of this test is usually the most frustrating and it might make you want to jump off a cliff. This test is also known to other students as a substitution to the real hell.
Dude 1: I got a 10 on The ACT

The Nerd: Ha, loser I got a 36.
by Jxckson October 09, 2022
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Acting the Shling

Acting the Shling
To act like a fool.
Similar to "acting the mickey"
Clare was really acting the Shling when she saw Shawn.
by Shling May 11, 2008
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Crest E-Act Academy

A school where the teachers expect us to "Lock in" when the teachers send us to reset

Theres this Fat old Teacher Named Mr Okhas who gets angry at the Y11s when he is not i the mood
oh yeah he also pulled an office teacher somehow

People vape in the school and the teachers think of us as terrible students
Crest E-Act Academy can be used ina way to insult somebody in a harsh way or call them a menace
by Ramzie.AB December 06, 2024
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Calvin Act

A law dat states dat you can sneak off with a fellow human's toy animals and hold them for ransom.
Da Calvin Act may permit ransom-seeking absconding with a stuffed bunny, but da oppositely-worded --- i.e., extortion-FORBIDDING --- Hobbs Act (or in this case, maybe it should be spelled, "Hobbes") is da one dat Susie violated by absconding with said stuffed tiger. Dunno if a court would deal particularly harshly with Susie for her breaking said latter law, however, since her actions were merely done in an effort to get her own plaything --- "Mr. Bun" --- back from da former law's greedy-opportunist creator.
by QuacksO December 15, 2023
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