african trypanosomiasis

Sleeping sickness, usually spread by the tsetse fly
Oh no!, John has african trypanosomiasis, we have to take him to the hospital!
by ThatChineseKelvin August 19, 2024
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South African Mortar

When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.
Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.
by Kim Jong Poo Poo April 08, 2022
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south african toothbrush

| saʊθ ˈæfrɪkən ˈtu θbrʌʃ |

Discovered by the first Englishman to set foot in south africa originally an ancient tribal dance which now has been transformed into a unique way to drink sambuca black or white in true post-apartheid south african tradition. The steps are as follows:-

(1) Take a knee
(2) Place shot in mouth( as tempting as it is dont swallow yet or you miss the best part)
(3)Swish the sambuca around in your mouth like mouth wash
(4) Gargle
(5) now the most important part swallow and breathe in really deep
(6) stand up with a smile. Nelson would be proud of you.
Mate ive know you for 2 years and you still dont realise i dont like sambuca why do you insist on buying these south african toothbrush shots!!
by Jopps December 08, 2013
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african creamsicle

When u take a burnt hotdog, nut on it and poke your babbys momma in the eye.
My dad gave my mom an african creamsicle and ruined thanksgiving dinner with the inlaws
by Magg_ly May 23, 2017
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African diver

When a long hard turd gets stuck in your toilet and wont flush.
Chad was just in the mine site toilet and left behind an african diver.
by SKCDMKGD December 26, 2019
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African shoelace

When a white male rubs his whole body on an Africans butthole more specifically the head, then proceeds to put his whole elbow in the anus
Ay bro! Wanna pull of the olAfrican Shoelace?”
by Massiveimnotlying May 25, 2022
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African Baguette

French person who comes from Africa, pretends to be French enough to not be kicked out of Paris. Often black, sometimes white.
Rory is such an African Baguette, speaking in French despite being Zimbabwean.
by geekyd August 03, 2019
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