i.e: Aaron: Think before you bet, Eric!
Eric: trust me partner, I am a professional Mathembler.
Aaron: like STD?
Eric: You wish! It stands for "Mathematical Gambler".
Aaron: See you in Math Finance class.
Eric: trust me partner, I am a professional Mathembler.
Aaron: like STD?
Eric: You wish! It stands for "Mathematical Gambler".
Aaron: See you in Math Finance class.
by cod1008 November 19, 2010
Get the Math Financemug. by shadowpunk December 2, 2010
Get the math notesmug. Specific mathematical application used to determine the total number of strokes taken to complete a hole while playing golf. (Toro = bull.)
Well, I hit my tee shot into the water, and then I lost a ball into the woods. I hit it out of the sand, chipped it onto the green and then three-putted. Using the principles of Torossian math, you can put me down for a four.
by Noswadian July 26, 2012
Get the Torossian mathmug. This tells you all you need to know
If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?
The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?
The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
by JacksonScience October 12, 2021
Get the Jackson Mathmug. Gaetz Math, as an economic concept, explaining why two completely rational individuals might interact in otherwise questionable affairs, to distribute financial means to workers in "non-representable" professions.
Now I know we said we were going to add 200,000 jobs back to the market but it lookin more like 20....I know, I know, guys GAETZ MATH!
by WWOREOD April 13, 2021
Get the Gaetz Mathmug. The desperate, reactionary act of attempting to exclude yourself from a time-based crisis using mathematics in a social setting.
Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.
by Alkaiser September 9, 2010
Get the Sweat-mathingmug. chickity clack rocks for tabletop games like dnd, pathfinder, call of cathulu, Warhammer, ext that go clickity clack when you roll to attack and make you sad when they dont agree with your plan.
player: i shoot the troll
gm: ok clickity clack roll the math rock to attack
player: .....nat 1.....
gm: your arrow flies and hits grabnack in the back of the head nocking him to 0 hit points
player: GOD FUCKING DANM IT
other player: dont blame the math rocks for your failure
player: FUCK YOU
gm: ok clickity clack roll the math rock to attack
player: .....nat 1.....
gm: your arrow flies and hits grabnack in the back of the head nocking him to 0 hit points
player: GOD FUCKING DANM IT
other player: dont blame the math rocks for your failure
player: FUCK YOU
by asxdghjkl June 3, 2021
Get the math rocksmug.