Turned into a grilling rod

Being in a harsh rear-end collision while driving a VW Beetle (or any other rear-engine car with no airbags) and having the steering column skewer the driver. The air-cooled engine catches fire, essentially turning the driver into a grilling rod on top of a campfire.

Do you think I should buy an old Beetle?

Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.

by BigFatNerdYT June 10, 2023

doing a rod

falling asleep at work

man rod is doing a rod again,

by noddingrod July 1, 2016

Rod Stewart Old

Someone who thinks they’re hot shit, even at such an “old” age.

Dude, my grandpa is sooooo Rod Stewart Old, like we get it, you fought in a war, big deal.

by Dad is looking January 26, 2020

Chilean rod decimator

The act of making someone’s butthole cold and then using your warm penis to penetrate

Jimmy: Uncle why are you using the Chilean rod decimator!
Uncle: I’m sorry, I just have some serious mental issues

by Moooooooomeow June 11, 2025

Rodding

An activity like fishing, without putting bait on rigs or even getting your rod out the ute down the wharf.

Yes marina, matt didnt go fishing, he went rodding and wont take shitties off his hooks cause they spikey

by Yort nilkcam December 15, 2021

Rod

Rod is the arch enemy too gronendomen and often attack them beacause they are jealous. they dont have a god and are non belivers. they dont have a main village and live all over the place in small towers.

oh no its the rod are attacking!

by L.bä November 11, 2020

Dripping Rod

When a man ejaculates inside the anal cavity and it drips out onto that poontang

The chode master left her dripping rod after her leg workout late at night.

by themasteroftherod April 18, 2024