Pineapple

A mangled concatenation of pine and apple. The fruit doesn't even fucking taste like an apple, just some tropical bullshit.

Steve: "Do you like pineapples?"
Jordan: "I guess."
Steve, to himself: "Imbicile."

by Uppish March 24, 2019

PINEAPPLE

Pineapples stand for being rough on the outside and sweet and soft on the inside. They stand tall and wear a crown.

She is always happy. Kind of like a pineapple.

by Taarmst23 January 2, 2019

Pineapple

The code name for nearly every single girls crush (except for mine) because most of you guys are soooo not unique!

Example-

Iqra- OMG PINEAPPLE LOOKED AT ME HE MADE EYE CONTACT AGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Zunairah- No one cares gurl this is like the 5th guy you've been crushing on this week like bffr

by DracosWifeyyyy August 8, 2024

Pineapple

Pineapple. To have a pineapple inserted via means verbally by a manager, this could be fruit first or spine first depending on the severity of pineapple being deployed. This can be to a person singular or group.

oh no our manager is here. Some one is gonna cop a pineapple

by Pineapplereciever1 July 23, 2019

pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza

hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"

by a waffle maker June 20, 2024

pineapple fluff

A fluffy creamy sweet dessert that your grammy makes but has yet to tell you the recipe. All i know is that it has cream cheese, pineapple, pudding mix, and whipped cream; i only know these bcuz she has let it slip.

Me-Hey grammy what are you making for potluck?
Grammy-pineapple fluff
Me-YAAAAAASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by noodle_💛 November 5, 2021

Pineapple

A person who participates in swinging, polyamory, “ethical” non monogamy

Look for people displaying an upside down pineapple people.
The couple adopted the pineapple lifestyle and now host swingers parties.

by Mme. Coco August 1, 2025