by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 5, 2019
Get the 5.5 mug.So you wanna get bitches, okay here's the 5 most important things in attracting women
1. Face: Better be good, 7/10 at least, model tier preferred
2. Height: Need to be at least 5'9, the more the better
3. Skin: Need to have lighter skin than currently, the whiter the better, also no acne need smooth clear skin
4. Body: No fat niggas, can be a skinny nigga if you're above 6'0 and have a 7/10 face, under 6'0 need a good v taper body
5. Dick: You need to have a Dick 6.5 inches or bigger, 7-8 inch range is preferrable
Extras: Personality and Confidence lol gtfoh, Money and Status can be used to compensate but who really has that shit, not you nigga, some examples of niggas that do are Danny Devito and Souncloud Rappers those niggas are ugly but got hella money and status, so if you want to get hoes either become rich and famous or follow the 5 law of attraction nigga
Side Note: If you're Coonskin Black you can just run BBC game you don't need to change your color, that really only applies to ugly coffeeskin Indian guys, fucking subhuman trash worthless ass streetshitting scum garbage ass niggas
1. Face: Better be good, 7/10 at least, model tier preferred
2. Height: Need to be at least 5'9, the more the better
3. Skin: Need to have lighter skin than currently, the whiter the better, also no acne need smooth clear skin
4. Body: No fat niggas, can be a skinny nigga if you're above 6'0 and have a 7/10 face, under 6'0 need a good v taper body
5. Dick: You need to have a Dick 6.5 inches or bigger, 7-8 inch range is preferrable
Extras: Personality and Confidence lol gtfoh, Money and Status can be used to compensate but who really has that shit, not you nigga, some examples of niggas that do are Danny Devito and Souncloud Rappers those niggas are ugly but got hella money and status, so if you want to get hoes either become rich and famous or follow the 5 law of attraction nigga
Side Note: If you're Coonskin Black you can just run BBC game you don't need to change your color, that really only applies to ugly coffeeskin Indian guys, fucking subhuman trash worthless ass streetshitting scum garbage ass niggas
Nigga 1: Damn bro you get a lot of bitches
Nigga 2: Yeah bro I just follow the 5 Law of Attraction, that's how you get hoes my nigga
Nigga 1: Damn so it ain't about confidence and personality
Nigga 2: No nigga any women that says that is a fucking liar, if you look good you can get away with anything aight nigga
Nigga 1: Okay my nigga Ima start hitting the gym and clearning my acne cuz I already got an 8 inch dick and am 6'3
Nigga 2: Make sure to lose some body fat so your face becomes better maybe get a jawline implant
Nigga 1: so what does a women have to do to attract a man
Nigga 2: Not be a Landwhale, even BBW bitches get niggas, we gotta do everything, women got it easier my nigga
Nigga 2: Yeah bro I just follow the 5 Law of Attraction, that's how you get hoes my nigga
Nigga 1: Damn so it ain't about confidence and personality
Nigga 2: No nigga any women that says that is a fucking liar, if you look good you can get away with anything aight nigga
Nigga 1: Okay my nigga Ima start hitting the gym and clearning my acne cuz I already got an 8 inch dick and am 6'3
Nigga 2: Make sure to lose some body fat so your face becomes better maybe get a jawline implant
Nigga 1: so what does a women have to do to attract a man
Nigga 2: Not be a Landwhale, even BBW bitches get niggas, we gotta do everything, women got it easier my nigga
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Get the 5-O mug.First made in Russia, this bullet was made with a longer tip. 5.56mm ammo is unique. When it hits a flesh, it tunnels sideways ripping through tissue and organs. Higher efficiency with hollow tips. Ultimate for pain and suffering.
by Jay E.N.T. May 16, 2010
Get the 5.56mm mug.The supposed amount of time (5 seconds)you have to pick up food after it's been dropped on the ground or floor. Allegedly, the bacteria doesn't get on it before 5 seconds is up so you can still eat it if you pick it up really quickly. Sadly, it's all bullshit and not true but it makes good for justification - mainly so people don't call you gross.
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Get the 5 Deuce mug.A phrase that is used mainly in the Great Brook Valley section of Worcester Massachusetts which means Drug Bust or Worcester PD. It is usually only used in Great brook valley for the MOB Outlaw gang who traffics many drugs through the city. When yelled a Gang war is usually the result. If an outsider goes into Great Brook valley and yells it, they will most likely be shot.
WARNING:
Even if you don't yell 5 down in Great brook valley, you still should not go into it unless you have connections.
WARNING:
Even if you don't yell 5 down in Great brook valley, you still should not go into it unless you have connections.
MIke: yo I heard Joey went into Great brook valley and yelled 5 down!
Phil: Damn I hope that boys ok.
Mike: oh god no man, hes dead! He got shot by a stray bullet in the middle of a gang war!
Phil: Damn I hope that boys ok.
Mike: oh god no man, hes dead! He got shot by a stray bullet in the middle of a gang war!
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