Skip to main content

Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap

The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.

Such an act is rarely occurs.
Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.

Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
by T33TS June 28, 2011
mugGet the Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fapmug.

Fap

by Matt Jenks June 27, 2016
mugGet the Fapmug.

National FaceTime fap day

On November 16th you and your partner have to fap on face time no questions asked
Hey it’s November 16th You have to

Do national facetime fap day
by Foxxiegirl November 16, 2021
mugGet the National FaceTime fap daymug.

Shrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison
Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"
by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022
mugGet the Shrodinger's Fapmug.

Free Fap February

Free Fap February is a Challenge Month Counteracting to the No Nut November. What you basically have to do is Cum as much as you can, maybe measure it and compare it with your Friends.
You Doing No Nut November?

Me?
Nah, I did Free Fap February this Year.
by RayAkuma December 31, 2019
mugGet the Free Fap Februarymug.

Fap Face

Typically a person who likes to fap, and ejaculate all over their face.
Oh my, I fapped all over my face last night cause I'm a dirty fap face.
by Notafaggotfaggot August 25, 2016
mugGet the Fap Facemug.

Fun Fapping February

During the month of February, men must be fapping more than it is usually recommended. This is to make up for the fact that we have No Nut November and let’s be honest, Destroy Dick December doesn’t go as well as we’d like
Yo did you participate in Fun Fapping February? Yeah dude I’ve been sucked dry.
by BoukiBoi November 18, 2020
mugGet the Fun Fapping Februarymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email