poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con October 31, 2015

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Coke and Poke

The act of doing some cocaine and then having some crazy sex afterwards.

"I think I'm gonna invite that stoner girl Becca over this weekend"
"Yeah man! You should do a Coke and Poke. "

by Nerdgasm August 18, 2016

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joke-poke

the act of interrupting one's joke with another joke; rendering the first useless, therefore taking credit for the initial humor.

friend 1: "this is hard"

friend 2: "that's what-"

friend 3: "-your mom said last night."

friend 2: "really bro, giving me a joke-poke, i see?"

by uvtan October 10, 2013

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Poking on the fly

something that happens to a person when they are snooping through someone's phone without permission.

Stupid bish picks up her friend's cell phone and looks at the text messages. The first unread message reads "poking on the fly" if she does not enter the correct password.

It is similar to "owned"

by Adamridlinglol March 18, 2010

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Maintenance Poke

To Facebook Poke a guy or girl you have in mind for a possible date or relationship in the future. You may not have enough contact or conversation to do more at this stage.

I was poking her for months before we eventually hooked up. you know i maintenance poked. -Maintenance poke

by sbfacepoker May 28, 2012

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