Mouth Shit

When someone takes jokes from comedians, or jokes from popular television shows, and just say them aimlessly to try to get a cheap laugh.

Man that kid over there keeps quoting lame ass Dane Cook jokes, he keeps that up and all of Dane Cook's jokes will be mouth shit.

by agent orange69 May 18, 2009

piece-of-shit

(n.)1. Less than a full turd; more than one molecule shit.

2. Worthless object or idea.

(adj.) 1. Merit-less disappointment.

(n.) "You see Dan's van?" "What? That piece-of-shit down the block!?"

(adj.) "In retrospect, muff-diving Sharlene was probably one of my all time greatest piece-of-shit thought processes to ever get a green light."

by Brandolfdday December 5, 2010

Shit bits

The remnants of shit left behind when an incomplete wiping is done after shitting.

Did you wipe good? You got some shit bits smell.

by CV Road Trip '10 June 27, 2010

Shit ton

A real unit of measurement equal ton a gazillion. A real standerdized unit of measurement.

Paul Johnson has a shit ton of dead babies in his bed.

by peaches and twiz July 22, 2010

shit's in motion

When one gets so lazy, that one decides to stop paying their mortgage and one lets their home go into foreclosure.

How is your home loan motification going? "Shit's in motion, Fuck the banks they should have never been bailed out by Obama"

by puun99 August 29, 2010

cornless shit

When you really couldn't care less about something.

I couldn't give a cornless shit if Amy's ex is pissed of I fucked her, she's coming around my house tonight.

by noble men May 21, 2011

Airbourne Shit

Farting.

Man #1 - *Farts*

Man #2 - "You know you just ejected tiny particles of airbourne shit into to air!"

by Stan-Hill-Hull May 2, 2010