ass-up

Behavior characterized by boastful or proud display of one's most loutish, childish, or in your face traits in public. Also, any advertising, television programming, or music intended for consumption by such persons.

I don't wanna go there, that restaurant caters to the ass-up crowd. The movie we saw was totally ass-up. My coworkers were being so ass-up that I just clapped on my headphones and cranked the music.

by Dawnera September 4, 2006

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gum ass

A partially wiped asshole that still remains unclean and retains enough moisture so as to stick together like a gummy substance.

"I've wiped three times today, but have still been walking around with this gum ass all afternoon."

by JD1 April 1, 2008

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ass pearls

A small willnott on one's ass, that has not been washed for a while;ie a vagrant. over time the ball mutates like sand in an oyster, into a brown pearl, looking like a glosette peanut.

Oh man that guy smells like crap, he's probably got ass pearls.

by Ron Gross January 19, 2009

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Ass oil

A lubricant which one can use to spoil their or their loved ones ass.
Since "Ass Oil" also sounds like "Asshole", it's now possible for members of the gay community to call eachother idiots by saying "Ass Oil!"

Hey man, why are you wearing a dress from last season? You're such an ass oil.

"I'm going to Berlin!"
"Here, take this"
"What is it?"
"It's ass oil, you'll need it."

by Yael Netser January 18, 2009

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