Baby Sock

Code word for a condom

Hey baby, can you run to the store and pick up some baby socks?

by jiblet84 September 18, 2012

tequila baby

a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.

i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant

"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."

by crankyopossum August 3, 2023

a baby

A baby is a small, tiny child who you always look down upon. There is very often a temptation to step on a child/baby and take their candy.

I will step on a baby

by IDontWannaBeAMovieStar April 14, 2021

Dole baby

An expression used to describe something that is very appealing or just plain awesomeness.

Bill- “How was the wine and food over at The Bacchanal last night in the Bywater?”
Bob- “ It was dole baby!!”

by Copper247 March 1, 2023

Baby Groomer

Jeffery Epstein was a baby groomer.

Novice dog groomers sometimes think of themselves as baby groomers, but hey please don’t Epstein my dog but do express his anal glands.

by Damnit Janet March 24, 2022

Baby

Pete Davidson himself.

“What is a baby?” “Oh is that Pete Davidson’s nickname?”

by Amiya fuck faceee April 16, 2021

vodka baby

Like a coke float, but with potatoes and vodka.

Ah Vodka baby, good choice lad

by Potatoes spawn September 20, 2018