Satan's Wet Sock

When a vigorous round of anal results in your partner being prolapsed and you blow your load on it

Jim thought giving Mary Satan's Wet Sock would be the end of the date, but was surprised when she wanted more

by Lyonsabdtigersandbears February 27, 2023

anal peppermint stick

A super freaky thing to do during the holiday season is to play hide the anal peppermint stick.

Oh! On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love said to me, let’s hide the anal peppermint stick!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Parisien pogo stick

Special instrument used by Tony Levin of the progressive rockband, King Crimson. Instead of making you jump higher it gets the entire crowd moving up and down and all around and gets them higher.Also called the Chapman stick.

"the Parisien pogo stick rears its stiff, powerful neck and I stand to attention, erect and alert, ready to spring at what comes next."

by Dedraterdater April 10, 2023

red hot pink sock

When you spread the sweet sweet asshole of your significant other and strictly use Frank's Red Hot Sauce as lubrication.

He used so much franks on me last night and gave me the spiciest red hot pink sock; not counting the yeast infection, i'm gonna be hurting for a week!

by redhotpinksocklongwalkshortdoc April 15, 2023

Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.

Its usually used amongst Asian people, it is a punishment which utlizies psychological and physical pain. This gives the child a false sense of power over their own punishment. They usually go with the smaller ones even though they are all very painful.

Asian Parent: Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.

Asian Child: Okay... (Gets a thin smaller stick)

(The Asian Parent whips him with the stick and the Child feels a lot of pain, it stings a lot)

by kasdnlasn May 2, 2023

rock em sock em freak

rock em sock em freaks are sexually attracted to rock em sock em.

Friend: My sisters boyfriend took the rock em sock em game.
Friend goes to the restroom and fucks the toy like rock em sock em freak

by Thankful Deer May 9, 2023

Missouri meter stick

Shaun Gladney penis

Look at that Missouri meter stick

by Dookie Boy Deluxe May 11, 2023