EAS Kiddie

A kid who's in the EAS Community and mainly copies off of other things. They also dickride making fake alerts for countries that don't exist.

eas kiddie: haha lol im gonna copy wxv24 and also make a fake alert for the united states of leo lololol
robin: bro what the fuck

by Adrmpa12 June 28, 2025

Your Kids

So absolutely fucking worthless that if I was actively dying... And I had to kill them all to gain myself one last breath... I would kill them all... And then I would hold my breath until I was dead...

Hym "Do not let these assholes forget that I told you not to do everything that you're doing right now... And what happened is exactly what I said would happen. And your kids suck. They are garbooooooooo!"

by Hym Iam June 29, 2025

Threaten kids

You're not punishing someone for threatening kids... You're sacrificing other people's to feel like you have dominion or someone you do not have authority over.

Hym "And then using this conceptual slight of hand so that the people who actually lose someone can't come after you. Which is exactly what they should do. The lesson that can be learned from this is... Don't threaten kids, just murder them. Don't think about it. Don't negotiate. Just murder the kids. What happens afterwards only matters to the people whose kids die and not the people telling a MENTALLY RETARD, DISABLED BILLIONAIRE that he is ALLOWED TO STEAL."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

Stray kids

Literal stray kids but they’re actually just 8 random Koreans with millions of dollars.

Also goofballs that make money.

Or lost children

I love stray kids with all my life

by Random fairy October 31, 2025

legacy kids

little ass kids (most likely autistic) who are obsessed with windows, frutiger aero, and old phones (mainly technology from around 2011-2017)

REMINDER: Being young and liking the concept of old tech doesn't make one a legacy kid, it refers to any kid who is obsessed with it, uses it constantly and talks about missing times they never experienced.

Random parent: My kid's obsessed with old tech and wants to go back to 2015 for some reason, idk why?
Doctor: You are dealing with one of the "legacy kids" here. All the symptons check out. Nothing you can do except hope they grow out of it.

by jblox November 15, 2025

Little Kids

Why did you search this? Fucking creep!

You are a creep, you searched for Little Kids.

by Urban_Alien_69 November 17, 2025

Rez Kids

Tiny brown littles, who live on Indian reservations. They run around chasing Rez dogs and usually have runny noses, scratched up knees, untied Jordan’s, and Walmart clearance clothes. Unless they’re the percap Rez ones. They have smart mouths and like to cuss at everyone. Knocking on doors is non existent, they enter homes like it’s their own and everyone is their auntie.

When anyone needs help, they’re usually the first to step up.

Those damn Rez kids, acting all wild.

by Ennit November 28, 2025