a baby

A baby is a small, tiny child who you always look down upon. There is very often a temptation to step on a child/baby and take their candy.

I will step on a baby

by IDontWannaBeAMovieStar April 14, 2021

Baby Sock

Code word for a condom

Hey baby, can you run to the store and pick up some baby socks?

by jiblet84 September 18, 2012

Baby

Pete Davidson himself.

“What is a baby?” “Oh is that Pete Davidson’s nickname?”

by Amiya fuck faceee April 16, 2021

vodka baby

Like a coke float, but with potatoes and vodka.

Ah Vodka baby, good choice lad

by Potatoes spawn September 20, 2018

tequila baby

a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.

i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant

"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."

by crankyopossum August 3, 2023

Baby Batter

Baby Batter is when a guy cums so much it looks like batter , and baby because of sperm been babies!

Guy 1 - hey you sexy girl you wanna swollow my baby Batter

Girl - Ew no way

Guy 2 - I will

(Guy splooges baby Batter in mouth)

by Cumspatter August 16, 2018

Social Baby

Mark Zuckerberg and his wife's baby.

A: "The royal baby is the most influential infant in the world".
B: "That was until world met the Social Baby".

by The Guy Next Door September 9, 2015