Fat pigs and trump

If you mad at someone just say fat pigs and trump

Someone: your ugly

You: fat pigs and trump

by Lily aka dumb blond November 22, 2019

Plumber's Trumpet

This is a sex act is performed when your mouth and lips are placed upon your male partner's anus and you blow into their anus while wrapping your arm around the other side and tapping your fingers upon their erect penis like it is the valves of a trumpet. The desired effect is your partner will yell or scream making them the noise for the trumpet you have just played

Person 1:Yo bro you have some chocolate on your lips

Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet

by Juic3HD December 5, 2019

Pulling a Trump

Getting mad at someone for something and then almost immediately after admit to doing the same thing you got mad at.

Guy 1: I hate when people eat my food without asking!!!(20 minutes later) I ate the fries on your plate I hope you don't mind.

Guy 2: you're really pulling a Trump

by WhatEvenHappensNow December 13, 2019

Pulling A Trump

Tweeting at an illogical time such as late at night

"Lol, I was pulling a trump hard last night"

by A Big Homosexual March 29, 2020

cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.

"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"

by dkamais498 July 4, 2020

The Great Trumpkin

The orange ball of intolerance and hatred.

A xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, misogynistic, pedophilic, rapist who also happens to be a butthurt bunker bitch baby.

“Hey bro, we need to impeach The Great Trumpkin! Like, today!”

by ChcknPrmssion August 1, 2020

Pulling a Trump

When one tries to lie and cheat their way to a result if the legitimate outcome of and election doesn't go in their favour.

Oh man, he's pulling a trump taking that one to court.

by Kevin the doog November 4, 2020