Fartigue

When you’ve eaten food, usually fast in nature, and have a case of unstoppable flatulence that causes one to need a nap.

We got sooo drunk last night and ate Taco Bell. Now I’m fartigued from farting myself to sleep.

by TheRealJarvis June 18, 2022

Farting like the Barber's Cat

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

Fartinshat

The most handsome and based and sigma and shrigma and morbed up man you could ever imagine.

Bob: "Hey Fartinshat! Lookin' good!"
Fartinshat: "Thanks."
Woman:"Oh Fartinshat... You're so handsome"
Fartinshat: "Shut up, woman."
Woman:"oooohhh" *faints*

by Basically bob June 25, 2022

fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

by fartness lockness June 30, 2022

fartherless

1. having no father.
2. people who is so annoying and disgusting

A: Why is this guy so annoying and he use mega knight?
B: Probably he is fartherless

by i am someone LOL July 11, 2022

fartwiggler

a person who can wiggle their farts as they come out

Jason is such a fartwiggler

by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 15, 2022

Farty boy

A younger brother who doesn’t answer your text messages, farts way too much and probably has IBS. Farty boys are so stinky that they make the air reek of farts wherever they go and they suck at playing Mario Party.

Aka - a stinker.

Good lord it stinks in here, a farty boy must’ve passed through!

by GayLettuce July 19, 2022