What a friendly old man tends to use to convince people to help him with something that will help humanity as a whole.
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Please use the darkness.)
Disobedient teenager: Why would I use the darkness?
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Because it's for everyone's sake.)
Teenager: Okay I DON'T believe you.
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction)
Teenager: Ouchi ouch!
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Use the darkness.)
Teenager: okay sure
Old man: X-BLADE!
(You will even get my expert diplomatic skills by using it)
Teenager, who is also an old man now: X-BLADE!
(Okay I believe you.)
(Please use the darkness.)
Disobedient teenager: Why would I use the darkness?
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Because it's for everyone's sake.)
Teenager: Okay I DON'T believe you.
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction)
Teenager: Ouchi ouch!
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Use the darkness.)
Teenager: okay sure
Old man: X-BLADE!
(You will even get my expert diplomatic skills by using it)
Teenager, who is also an old man now: X-BLADE!
(Okay I believe you.)
by Consarn December 01, 2018
Eric Cartman had one the episode he went to fat camp, cleverly entitled "fat camp"
Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball?
Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself
Eric: god i have to do everything around here
Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball?
Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself
Eric: god i have to do everything around here
by shortbusguy44 October 10, 2006
National Kick men's Balls day is a day that anyone can kick any mans balls whenever they want on April 25th
Person 1: what is national kick mens balls day?
Person 2: national kick men's Balls day is a day that anyone can kick a man's balls in revenge for national rape day which is a day before national kick men's Balls day
Person 2: national kick men's Balls day is a day that anyone can kick a man's balls in revenge for national rape day which is a day before national kick men's Balls day
by Microwave-bush man April 17, 2021
by Jonney June 09, 2007
by WesNile November 16, 2007
Get the COCK AND BALL TOUTURE 2 COCK BOOGALO mug.
An individual who's pressence alone makes all people within range sick to their stomachs.
1) To be ugly.
2) A person whose personality has brought them beyond the title of Cock Sucker.
1) To be ugly.
2) A person whose personality has brought them beyond the title of Cock Sucker.
1) Man, Shredder's so ugly, he's a real Ball-face-cock-sucker.
2) Not only did she act like a complete whore, and bitch, Sharlee was such a comeplete skank, her face permanently smelt of balls. Thus, resulting in her being a complete Ball-face-cock-sucker.
2) Not only did she act like a complete whore, and bitch, Sharlee was such a comeplete skank, her face permanently smelt of balls. Thus, resulting in her being a complete Ball-face-cock-sucker.
by Jfizzle12 March 03, 2009