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Ballsack McMichealson 

1. The name of an imaginary player in the Super Bowl, when one realizes that everyone else knows whats goin on, but you dont.
2. An exclamation that one can use when all else seems boring.
3. A term used by a smartass when referring to a question asked by a friend.
1. "Who made that catch by the way?" "Ballsack McMichealson!"
2. "BALLSACK MCMICHEALSON!"
3. "Who else is going to dinner with us?" "Ballsack McMichealson..."
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Ballsgina 

Pronounced balls-gina. Used as a form of outburst or as an exclamatory statement; can also be used as a negative statement or adjective towards a feeling of unpleasentness.
Rachel: "BALLSGINA!"
Lisa: "What's wrong?"
Rachel: "I just stubbed my toe!"
Lisa: "That is ballsgina!"
Ballsgina by Hajibsava May 14, 2006

ballsack margarita 

When a man takes sandpaper and rubs it all over his ballsack for 15 minutes. Immediately after, the ballsack is dipped into a margarita glass filled with salt and vinegar.
My nuts hurt so bad, it must have been from that ballsack margarita I had last night...
ballsack margarita by Americanboy3 January 12, 2009

Ball Cack 

A small cluster of DUNG located on or below the scrotom sack. aka balls . Often located underneath the balls attached to hair on the balls.
In the same family as a dingleberry, except Ball Cack is located under the balls.

Ball Duster 

When a woman is riding your cock and farts on your balls
"I took down this fatty last night, as she was riding me, she gave me a ball duster"!
Ball Duster by enzo89 November 7, 2011

Wrecking Ball

a fucked up fetish where women hook a round ball of 5 to 10 pounds to there pussy and swirl it around like there's no tomorrow, while playing the song wrecking ballsack. You have to be careful when girls are doing this shit because the bitch can hit you in the fucking face by accident.
Girl-you hit me like a wrecking ball!
man-eyo you got a fucking weight hooked up to your stinky pussy
girl-so I don't cat caaaaaaaare cuz youuuuuu hit meeeeeeeeeee likeeeeee a wreccccking baaaaaaaaaaal
man(beats the shit out of the chick)
when a girl gives a guy head and then plays a came of french kiss switching the cum back and forth betwwen them
yo we snow balled it last night
snow ball by johnny 135542 December 26, 2005