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your gay 

An pathetic insult used by people who can't think of anything better to say and are very bad at grammar and say "your" instead of "you're" when appropriate.
Bob: Hey dude what's happening?
Chris: Fuck off
Bob: What have I done?!
Chris: Your gay!
Bob: Shut the hell up you retarded fuckfaced pussy unclefucking douchebag turd burglar!!!
Chris: Um... your gay.
your gay by Lornapie July 17, 2005
A phrase that can be used in absolutely any situation, no matter how average. Derives from your mom.
Person 1: I got an F on this test.
Person 2: YOUR FACE got an F on this test!

Person 1: I saw something scary today.
Person 2: YOUR FACE?!
Person 1: No, actually I saw the boogeyman.
Person 2: YOUR FACE saw the boogeyman!

Person 1: You suck.
Person 2: So do you.
Person 1: Well...your mom.
Person 2: Your face!
Person 1: Your mom's face!
Person 2: OOOOOOHHHH SNAP!
your face by Lady Pain March 3, 2005

your mum 

an easy come back, can be used anywere.
john: i pulled last night!
jack: mate i pulled your mum
john: fuck you my mums dead
jack: that didnt stop me having my way with her
your mum by owain June 15, 2007
Probably one of the best comebacks in the world, ususally because your internal organs implode simultaneously whilst trying to hold in the laughter at this comment. This is awesome because faces are all different and have varying degrees of attractiveness. Also this comeback is just plain random.
A: Life sucks
B: Your face sucks!

1: You stink like crap
2: So does your face.
your face by Kitty_1992 June 13, 2005

Your mum's face

A term spawned from two previously immature and overused insults 'your mum' and 'your face'. Although these two retorts were originally used by the illiterate and mono-sylavic lesser-beings of british culture the combining of the two has only recently been adopted by somewhat higher brow citizens.

Although used gramatically in much the same fashion as both its parent phrases the use of 'Your mum's face' is generally accepted to be a satirical take on modern chav culture.
"Man this seat is comfy"
"your mum's face is comfy"

"Don't you think this ice cream is delicious"
"Your mum's face was delicious last night"
Your mum's face by Matt 'Verix' December 27, 2008

your world 

Brian: Should I e-mail this to Strong Bad?
Brianetta: Your World
your world by Me December 12, 2003