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twat waffle

two great things i love to eat, thrown together in a lustful, gluttenous sin fest....with maple syrup on top.
by the was May 1, 2003
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Blue Waffle

just don't even ask. google makes you scarred for life.
if you ever hear this term, rip your ears out
if your girlfriend has blue waffle blow off the wedding and RUN!
by iamkewlerthanyall April 18, 2011
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cunt waffle

someone who is not only a bitch, but also kind of a whore. generally characterized by (1)taking the last cig of a pack (2) taking the last swig of the vodka and/or (3) getting up on someone else's man and saying later that they were too drunk to stop.
"courtney is such a cunt waffle. i woke up this morning and all my cigarettes are gone. plus she slept with my boyfriend."
by magggggie January 6, 2008
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Waffle Party

Where a group of guys get together jerking off in front of a waffle and the last person to cum on the waffle has to eat it

arrives from the word waffleritis a greek word which means FUCK ME HARD
by xxxguitarkidxxx March 31, 2009
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waffle-paddle

A cheap ping-pong paddle resembling a waffle iron.
Derek: Yo, Adam! You ready to play?

Adam: Yeah, man. Throw me that waffle-paddle, bro! Let's get our ping on.
by Adam W. March 18, 2007
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Waffle Block

A waffle block is the act of squeezing or tightening your but cheeks together to prevent you from being goosed and or recieving any other penetrating act in your anal region. The name waffle block comes from tightening your but cheeks as tight as a waffle iron so nothing can get between them.
I tried to goose Jimmy but he was quick with his waffle block.
by Combdawg August 14, 2008
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Wafflehouseaholic

1. Any person that has an addiction and consistently craves eating at the restaurant Waffle House. Many studies have been done, but none have found a cure to this incredible-tasting addiction.
Kristin: Hey Matt, do you want to go to Waffle House!

Matt: Of course, Kristin! This'll be my 5th time to eat there this week.

Kristin: Why Matt! I didn't realize you were such a Wafflehouseaholic!
by Trumpetplaya April 4, 2009
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