WeakBabyItis

Basically.... you are as strong as a fucking baby infant and you cry like a baby when you don’t get your way and you are a hoe itis :)

Wow Evan you got a case of weakbabyitis

by Xiobro October 2, 2019

wake down

to wake up and be sad

Jordan: "...at 8 i wake down and pretend i am fine"

by Krkič November 11, 2019

Weak Dog

Weak Dog (noun, adjective)

A weak dog is a person or object that acts poorly or in a less that normal manner.

It can also be a person who is just fucking useless.

Can be used in conjunction with the word ‘cunt’.

Joe, is a weak dog (cunt)

by Weakest Dog November 20, 2019

Weak Milly

A slapp on the ass of dunk in basketball where the player jumps up arms a blaze and swings em in a circular motion like a dick windmill trying to dunk, but the attempt is that of a 2-inch penis little girl and is just pathetic.

A weak ass dunk performed to amaze the crowd, at how fucking shit you are.

Man 1: Did you see that guy perform a weak milly during all star weekend?
Man 2: The Fucks a weak milly?
Man 3: Suck my dick and call me daddy, that move got him 3 points from 3 judges.

by Wak Milee February 22, 2020

wake and take

Wake and Take is when you wake up and go to your cousins room and take his or her virginity away.

cousin #1: i think i’m going to pull a wake and take on my cousin

cousin #2: oh no, better tape my ass shut

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

Wake and Fake

Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.

I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.

"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"

by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020

Weak ass situation

The opposite of a fortunate situation. Something so uncool or so non-awesome that it is just plain sad.

Being between a rock and a hard place.

This a weak ass situation

by 1561939 September 22, 2020