putting needle whacker

When a man takes a shit on a girl's chest, allows the shit to dry, crumples the shit into three balls, places them in a line across the bed and has the woman spread her legs, gets an erection and swing his hips as if taking a golf swing and uses his dick as the putter. Go for a hole in one!

"did you give your girlfriend a putting needle whacker last nite?"

"yes, i got a hole in one!"

by felching belcher October 16, 2009

whacked

demented; not right in the head

When someone says the same thing to you ten times they're whacked.

by Jessica May 13, 2005

Weed Whacking

(n) A person who whacks off with one hand and holds a bong, bowl, or other form of marijuana smoking paraphernalia in the other, releasing their dick only to light or repack.

Dude, I was weed whacking for 9 hours today. It was brutal.

by Ben Franklin's Dick August 5, 2009

whacked off

A drug term used in New Zealand, meaning "messed up on drugs."

Oh man, we were whacked off last night!

by Conchord August 25, 2007

whacky tobaccy

Street slang for marijuana. Also known as high-quality dosure and hippie lettuce.

Yeah, Nick and Tim just smoked the whacky tobaccy in the truck.

by Ebola February 22, 2003

wiggidy wack

1.Wacker than the regular type.
2. Not describing What's her face.

"Y'all are so wack."
"Wiggidy wack?"
"No, just regular type"

by Brooke July 9, 2004

Whacking the Donkey

Apparently what the guy from "Overboard" did when Goldie Hawn was gone from him thinking she was someone else's mother and wife. Yeah, we don't get it either.

As Goldie Hawn tries to leave her mean husband--

Mean husband: I'm desired by many women! Do you know what I've been doing while you were gone? Whacking the donkey with painted ladies!

by painteddonkeywhackerladie August 24, 2009