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Louis Vuitton

A designer label which specializes in "leather goods". Basically they have some underage children working in a factory making a bunch of purses by hand. They charge a lot for their purses and stuff, but I think it's okay. You have to make money somehow. People make fun of other people who wear Louis Vuitton, it's most likely because they were bullied in school for being poor and wearing jeans from Wal-Mart. Louis Vuitton is however over-priced and marketed to the point that you're considered cool if you own a "Louis".

In reality it isn't what you buy that makes you cool, it's your personality. But unfortunately today's society is too shallow, so I guess you should go out and buy a Louis Vuitton purse to look cool, it's the only thing that will give nerds and anorexic people alike a chance at popularity.
Blonde person: "Oh She has a Louis Vuitton purse! She must make millions of dollars! Omg she must be a celebrity!"

Poor person: "Shut up bitch, Louis Vuitton is a cheap label for whores who wear too much makeup and people who want to think they're rich!"

Blonde person: "Shut up, you're too poor to understand. If someone like you, a hobo looking girl, walked into Louis Vuitton they would call security and you would make it on the channel six news for attempted murder!"

Louis Vuitton: (speaking in french) "Actually I invented a different class of luggage, that was my goal. I wanted something reliable, and innovative. It's my decendants and the people who took over the company who reinvented the brand to be a money sucking powerhouse, and who started over pricing it. Although many celebrities back in my day were craving for my luggage, because it was so reliable and stylish. So early on, many of the little peons wanted a Louis Vuitton because they wanted to have the same luggage as their favorite actress, only because they wanted to feel special. That was the eventual downfall/start of my company"

Blonde person and poor person: (Look in shock)

Poor person: "Aren't you dead?"
by louis.vuitton October 4, 2008
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To initially like something and think it's funny but only to find it annoying as hell within a few short moments. Finally, the annoyance to be taken up by worlds population and dominate the world for years...
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A theoretical commodity representing woman's sexual energy level, and in turn her capacity and willingness to engage in sexual activity, at any given time.
Reed was all over me last night, but eventually I just ran out of vuel.
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To be better and superior of others. Normally put in front of ones name.
If you see VunJoe out late then don't try to cross his path.
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a poopy cunt vuvla is used to refer to a female who is
a.) a slut
b.) a bitch
c.) a dirty skeezy whore

it is also used as a term of endearment among close friends
Miriam is such a poopy cunt vulva for sleeping with nancy's boyfriend.

Hey poopy cunt vuvla you look hot in that dress.
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Vulpine Flu

A highly contagious virus that infects the pigmentation of one's hair, turning it red. To date, 4% of the world's population, or 120,000,000 people, convey this contagion. There is yet to be a cure.

Standard countries that currently house the virus include the United Kingdom (most notably Scotand), Northern Ireland, Canada, The United States, France, the Netherlands, Belgium, and Switzerland.

Common carriers of the Vulpine Flu include gingers, daywalkers, foxes, orangutans, and other red-headed beings.
The Vulpine Flu's origins trace back to the early history of the United Kingdom, a country with many redheads.

The Vulpine Flu takes its name from the red fox (canus vulpis), a woodland animal with sleek red fur. Many, including the Ancient Japanese, believed redheads to be foxes turned human, and as a result, redheads were absent from culture until Mary Magdalene and Queen Elizabeth II.
by Todd X. Reynard April 28, 2009
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