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Computerness

When a drunk baby boomer tries to describe an IT worker's knowledge in computer science.
Dad: So my son's computerness *hic* is really high.
by MerlinWebster May 31, 2018
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24/7 on computer

When you are always on your computer every day 24/7
This is a condition that occurs the most if your a:
Redditor
Twitter user
Youtube watcher
Urban dictionary reader
Netflix watcher
Xfinity watcher
Guy 1: That guy has been 24/7 on computer
Guy 2: Oh man, his eyes are going to be fucked soon.
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Computed

When something is the best.

When something makes a lot of sense.

This is from the classic Sci-Fi film THE RISE OF THE ROBOTS, whenever the robots talked or ended a sentence they said "computed". Nerds that love this film would use the phrase at comic cons and other nerd/geek events and it is now common.
Man that film you made sure is computed.

That dude over there computed the rock history test.
by Robot Dude April 14, 2018
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Computer Killing

the destruction of computers..........see the galeries on www.computerkillers.com
look at www.computerkillers.com
by Jimbo August 5, 2004
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Computering

This occurs when you nut on the monitor you use and the partner rubs their genitals on the screen in an attempt to suck in the cum.
Did you see how ashley was computering last night? An absolute animal
by B-rad62 February 16, 2022
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B-tec Computer

A computer that barely functions and doesnt run any games whatsoever.
-Bro what the hell is wrong your PC
-Yeah I know its B-Tec computer...
by Kasablanco Maroko November 23, 2022
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