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Jacked up penguin

Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.
That car is jacked up.... like a jacked up, jacked up penguin!
by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016
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spy penguin

The coolest kid in any discord server. If someone has this name congratulate them by gifting them nitro.
Do you see spy penguin got gifted another nitro!
by Spynt May 21, 2021
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Alpha Penguin

1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.

2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,

while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence

skills and talents.

When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.

The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
by Count Boogie May 4, 2024
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Kevin the Penguin

A man from Philly who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving "brotherly" love
by Wayne_brady07 July 26, 2022
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hot penguin

Step 1. Collect dog poop at your local dog park.

Step 2. Kidnap an albino.

Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.
"I totally hot penguined that albino kid."
by Armchair General October 10, 2016
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Penguin

An intergalactic race of conquerors engaged in a secret war with the USA. Known for causing many problems over the centuries like the civil war, Pearl Harbor, and the sabotage of Kanye West’s presidential run.
President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”

Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”

President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”
by AtusticTrtl September 4, 2022
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penguin water

Lube/oil, typically used for sex
I feel like penguin water makes sex more enjoyable
by SimplyPerk April 14, 2022
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