hack your patch

A woman selling sex or just going out looking for sex.

Are you going out to hack your patch tonight?

by Milf hot wife May 11, 2023

Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green

Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”

by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018

Guatemalan eye patch

When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.

I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.

by Sangeo951 August 20, 2016

Patch Tuesday

The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.

"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."

by Ershadsky January 16, 2014

Sour patch kids energy drink

If you drink this your a fucking child and your parents don't care about you

"don't be a bad guy, don't drink sour patch kids energy drink :D"

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 12, 2022

Blue sour patch gummy

Some one who is lucky to find a gem
Like Emily. And someone who is talking to someone else that is way out of there league.

Please Roberto you are a whole blue sour patch gummy.

by Websters dikssionary February 12, 2022

pee patch

Another term for G-String…

She was nothing but pee patch fool…

by Pushmataha August 13, 2023