Cream of mushroom

A word you say instead of cursing

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt

by Finger food November 12, 2020

Mushroom Stamp

Dipping the head of your penis into ink, and using the head as a stamp.

"Hey bro, did you see how wasted Steve was last night?"

"Yea! I gave him a mushroom stamp on his cheek!"

by Jeffonte July 4, 2017

Mushroom King

The king of dicks, typically someone who is a total jerk to people.

That guy sure is a mushroom king.

by SirRansom November 6, 2024

Mushroom Knocker

Term for a homosexual man

Man, Chad and Larry are a couple of real mushroom knockers...

by GoddessNix October 26, 2025

mushroom growth

When a woman gets moist she worries I might grow mushrooms

So moist leads to mushroom growth.

Karen is so moist she has mushroom growth.

by Schuyler 55 February 18, 2023

Meat Mushroom

Kosja, also known as a "Meat Penguin". It Lives mostly off of memes and doesn't go outside often unless it is accompanied by on or more of the Meatz Squad.

Hey Meat Train, Have you seen Meat Mushroom today? I would love to play some League Of Meat With him!

by MeatTrain February 10, 2018

Mushrooming

Is the act of gathering fungi.

We’ll be mushrooming during the full moon.

by Mushroom31 May 11, 2022