by Dingo Plingus March 08, 2021
Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"
Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"
Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"
Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"
Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"
Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"
Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"
by RatDogPig April 27, 2024
Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?
Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
by unfortunatethoughts May 23, 2025
When you are not able to fully utilise the length of the penis, resulting in a poor performance in the process of sexual intercourse, further resulting in the failure of the partner attaining orgasm
by the realest nigga in existence March 08, 2024
Man 1: Hey bro, remember the time we took our acting careers to the next level and were extras on Diff’rent Strokes?
Man 2: Boy do I! I remember when Kimberly, Arnold, and Mrs. Garrett took down my pants and Diff’rent Stroked me and I accidentally jizzed on Willis and Mr. Drummond. They were so smooth I never knew who’s turn it was. I couldn’t tell the Diff’rence!
Man 2: Boy do I! I remember when Kimberly, Arnold, and Mrs. Garrett took down my pants and Diff’rent Stroked me and I accidentally jizzed on Willis and Mr. Drummond. They were so smooth I never knew who’s turn it was. I couldn’t tell the Diff’rence!
by Hal L April 30, 2021
The tickle n’ stroke is a very sexual activity to add to your sex night. This activity has a bit of explaining to do so read the whole definition.
The tickle n’ stroke is when a man begins to bring his hands to a girl’s tits, he will usually do a spider motion starting from the neck all the way down to her chest. The man will then begin to tickle her nipples passionately, this can take a few second for the female to get turned on. Where the stroking part comes in is when the male then begins to stroke the female’s pussy with his erect penis, you should do the tickling and the stroking at the same time for the best effect.
The tickle n’ stroke is when a man begins to bring his hands to a girl’s tits, he will usually do a spider motion starting from the neck all the way down to her chest. The man will then begin to tickle her nipples passionately, this can take a few second for the female to get turned on. Where the stroking part comes in is when the male then begins to stroke the female’s pussy with his erect penis, you should do the tickling and the stroking at the same time for the best effect.
by Urban perv 69 June 28, 2020
Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.
"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024