Tainted Mushroom

The act of jerking off with your hand and dick inside her pussy at the same time

I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out

by Beav Handler June 10, 2018

squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.

Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.

by Ranch Hand 69 July 14, 2016

Very Mushroom Disease

A disease that causes you to hate fries, hate video games mods, and start doxing people over Minecraft servers. It can not be cured.

Person 1: What do you think about fries?
Person 2: FUCK FRIES
Person 1: oh no you have Very Mushroom Disease don't you?

by InfinityPower January 12, 2024

Mushroom Dick

A double meaning:
A description of a chode
Or
A description of the taste of semen: mushroom
Or both.

“I went over to Jeremy’s last night and he totally had a mushroom dick… never again”

by Kcenziii January 30, 2023

mushroom earrings

A piece of jewelry often worn by LBGT people. In particular it is a big sign that a person might be bisexual

Girl 1: So you think she is bi?
Girl 2: Well she has mushroom earrings so make of that as you will.

by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023

Mushroom black

The act of defying physics, by blackening a blue ballers eye with the head of the penis.

She got a little boring with felatio so I turned her eye into a baseball and hit a home run with the head of my dick, rendering it a mushroom black.

by Trexcandopushups June 9, 2022

mushroom moves

When you make big decisions, and you’re power housing your way through them. When you take on and take over a project to get it done regardless of the obstacles. Also, just when you've been procrastinating for too long and suddenly decide to accomplish your long list of "to-do's". Making mushroom moves consists of prevailing in dark conditions and thriving.

She took her washing machine apart, and put it back together, because she thought she lost a sock? She's making mushroom moves!

by RMBruce August 3, 2023