ttocs land

fake degrees, fake money, fake freinds

"Your living in ttocs land man"

by Spanky July 30, 2004

land yacht

A large, luxury sport utility vehicle

I almost got hit by a yuppie driving a land yacht

by webdev1972 December 9, 2007

Land Shark

A Virginia Beach Budweiser sales rep who preys on female vacationers, getting them drunk on the alcoholic beverage of the same name in hopes of hooking up later.

Female 1: That beer rep keeps giving us free drinks.

Female 2: Ewww...stay away from him. He's a total land shark.

by KSU1982 April 9, 2009

Land-fill

When a male pubescent teen (or premature adult) ejaculates in their sleep, and wakes up to a belly-button full of their sploosh.

"I could tell my father had woken up with a land-fill when during breakfast, I gave him a friendly punch in the belly and a wet spot appeared on his t-shirt where his belly-button was located."

by Clit Lint July 4, 2016

Land Beast

The correct term for a "Dog", a vastly inferior creature to the Land Monster.
Land Beasts exist merely to serve their human masters mindlessly.

Has anyone seen my stupid Land Beast!?
Yeah, it's just shitted on the carpet!

by Hunter May 5, 2005

landing strip

When a guy has a line of pubic hair running up from his balls to the head of his penis.

He had a bunch of cum caught on his landing strip

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

landing strip

A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.

Kev has basically filled up his landing strip, man. It looks like a zebra print pair of pants.

by Dan February 21, 2005