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Slow dave

When a sasquatch performs a slow oral sexual act to a different species of any gender on any given body part and at any given place. For mere self gratification and or bragging rights.
Did you hear about the greenhorn at work? They are such a slow Dave!
by Suburban prison 4 lyfe February 25, 2024
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Slow

Not comprehending

Jeffrey Flowers
Jeffrey Flowers is slow.
by Bl³³pers December 7, 2023
mugGet the Slowmug.

Slow your roll

Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
by trinkeMilch March 27, 2016
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Slow

Damnnn, she look slow asl
by seliM ooT yxeS September 7, 2022
mugGet the Slowmug.

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend
"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"
by filthy mexican May 9, 2022
mugGet the National Slow Friend Daymug.

Slow

Not comprehending

Jeffrey Flowers
Jeffrey Flowers is slow.
by Bl³³pers December 7, 2023
mugGet the Slowmug.

SLOW DUCK

When your two fingering the G-SPOT with the intent of making her sqirt, and she does....Only your not quick enough to get out of the way in time...Resulting in a complete squirt to the face.
I now know what a squirt tastes like...I found the G-Spot and ended up a SLOW DUCK...
by Sick Em D November 1, 2022
mugGet the SLOW DUCKmug.

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