hold the date

A phrase utilized by persons of low intellect who meant to say “Save the date.” First popularized by an American President that was later imprisoned for various felonies and illegal acts throughout his life and tenure in office.

“Hold the date! My impeachment hearings start very very soon!”

by S.S. February 24, 2019

Pirate Date

A double date where one of the couples is already dating and the other couple is being set up, so the date is 50% blind.

I met my wife on a pirate date - her friend Allison and my friend Mark had been dating for years, and the four of us went out.

by Long John McEyePatch Silver March 12, 2009

twitter dating

The act of using social networks, particularly micro messaging service twitter, to find potential mates. Examples of twitter dating are public messages with an extraordinary number of emoticons, inside jokes between users who may or may not have had sex and the tag #twitterdating.

Ben and Melissa were twitter dating so hard last night, he may have an opportunity to fuck her tonight IRL.

by kind david November 8, 2009

paper date

A date you get out of the personals, really just for the food and something to do.

"Hey, I'm bored and broke, wanna hook up with some lame paper dates and make them take us to that new restaurant?"

by Littleolygirl October 2, 2007

round date

a date, usually in ink, placed upon the stamps of a letter by a postal employee, used to give the reciever of the letter the date the letter was mailed and to prevent the stamp from being used again

USPS customer : I need this letter round dated with today's date!

USPS employee : Sure I'll round date that right away.

by Yogi-Donnie January 26, 2008

Zombie Date

When one meets with their designated zombie-killing comrades at a specified time to deliver death to the undead. Usually (but not always) takes place in the world of online gaming.

~My Girlfriend: "Hey honey, do you want to come over to my place Friday night for dinner (winks)?"

~Me: "I have more important matters to attend to that night. Specifically, a zombie date with my brothers in arms at 19:00 hours."

by MonteCristo29 December 4, 2010

Half date

Two people like each other and want to date and are "dating" but don't see each other very often... They also talk all the time on social media and it's like they are always together even though they aren't. They are usually the type to be a "power couple" and many peoples "otp". They are super flirty at times but both of them don't really know what's going on or where there relationship is even though they both like each other. They are both very attractive and good looking. Both of their preferred social media is snapchat. They always have the snapchat streak going .Essentially they are dating but both of them are too scared to like actually say it because they never see eachother.

So you guys are going to half date?

Yess, exactly until we can see eachother more!

by Shpitzy October 29, 2015