Tears of Joy

A term used to describe the watering of a female's eyes after deep throating a penis for an extending period of time (this is usually accompanied by a gagging noise)

"Man she cried tears of joy when she went balls deep on me for 10 seconds, and i pinched her nose"

by Chinazim April 14, 2008

student tears

Student tears a mixture of pussy juice and sperm

Joe : What are you drinking
Matt: Student tears
Joe: do you know what your drinking
Matt: no
Joe: that is a mixture of puss juice and sperm

by Islay bitches with big asses February 20, 2018

Tear jerker

Tear jerking is to masterbate while crying and using the tears as lube.

"Listen bitch, You are a cheating, lying, cum gargling swamp whore, so go home, cry your eyes out and use your tears to grease up your gristle knot while you masterbate yourself to sleep, It'll be a real tear jerker."

by Robby Martin December 6, 2006

I drank my own tears

A saying you use when you were laughing so hard that the tears rolled down your face into your mouth,

this can also apply this when you are crying with sadness.

Mary: That girl on the x factor was so bad last night, i was laughing so hard that i drank my own tears.

Margret: I seen her too, she was terrible! Haha.

by MiuNyan September 18, 2011

chocolate tears

while sittin on yer womans face take a dump in her mouth and then cum in her nose and help it on its way with a shit coated finger so it comes out her eyes

i made my woman cry chocolate tears lastnight.....oh yeah

by fintygamery January 4, 2009

tearbook

a group of extremely sexy guys who happen to all have extreme musical abillties while engaging in screaming for jesus.
AKA: a local christian band of Jersey Shore, PA
www.myspace.com/tearbook

Trevor, Taylor, Brandon, Luke, Dale are the delectable members of tearbook.

by smokey mcpottsmoker March 1, 2008

Teargaslighting

Teargaslighting: a noun, and a verb in the present tense. When militarized police gas protesters, and then claim that it was the protesters' fault. A portmanteau of "teargas" and "gaslighting."

Introduced by urban dictionary user Romwell here, with it's original definition, at

htt'ps://ww'w.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teargaslighting

Can you believe these cops are teargaslighting the protesters? As if it's their own fault they're on the receiving end of literal chemical warfare?

by Dont soft my soap October 13, 2020