master splinter

A rat who lives in a sewer with X-box speakers, 5.1 surround sound WoW speakers, Rainbow Six, and a Blue Dickies Jacket. He is also a trainer of the TMNT (teenage mutant ninja turtles) and has a afro.

master splinter has 5.1 surround sound 500 $ speakers.

by Ratfro September 16, 2007

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Split-tail

Refers to the female genitalia. As when the old guy goes to the doctor and his B/P is up and he blames it on the pretty “split-tails” in the office. Vulgar term.

“Doc, my pressure’s high because of all these pretty split-tails you got running around in this office.” (Actual quote) smh.

by Overstuffed December 13, 2018

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splinter cell

A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues fucking her from behind.

You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I successfully splinter celled her last night.

by mango070 March 17, 2008

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Banna Split

When a man surgically modifies his dick into a females pussy

Mark: "hey do you remember Tony?"
Dilfer: "Tony who?"
Mark: "TONY TONY!"
Dilfer: "TONY?!"
Mark: "Yeah that Tony, well did you know he's Tina now?"
Dilfer: "FUCK, HE GOTTA BANNA SPLIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by FallenAngelKiya August 27, 2009

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