serbian smoothie

When a guy and girl start masturbating at the same time and the girl squirts in the guys mouth and the guy cums in the girls mouth and they swap their cum and swallow after approximately 5 times

Dude I think I still have some leftover cum in my mouth from that Serbian smoothie I did.

by MusclesMcCoolguy April 24, 2011

Smoochin

V. The act of freeloading or being grimy by choice.

The 24 up guys are constantly Smoochin the A.C and heat from Bong.

by PanchoooYoudontknowmylife December 9, 2008

smoothie

a smoothie is a totally hot sxc guy! comes from the fact that smoothies are yummy and so are hot guys!

My god brad is such a god damn smoothie

by gen gen August 7, 2004

smoothie

The the term given to all Arab people who have soft and smooth hands.

Damn why are your hands so soft you fucking smoothie

by SeanMarcusJamieson December 7, 2009

Slothing

1. The act of walking at a ridiculously slow rate looking as if you don't care about anything or anyone. You seem to have very limited energy from which it is probably caused by meaning number 2.

2. The desire to masturbate at any opportunity when your alone and no one loves you.

1. "Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?" "I don"t know probably just slothing."

2. "Dude why are you slothing all the time?" "Its not good."

by White Strudel Icing September 30, 2012

smoothazing

a term used to describe something rediculously smooth

wow i tried the gillette fusion for the first time and my face feels smoothazing !!

by christophorus September 6, 2010

Smoofing

Smoofing is a sport where you stand in front of a crowd, look awesome, and receive points.
If you get over 9000 points after 3 rounds, you win.
Every three rounds is called a set, and anyone under 9000 will be eliminated after the set. If no one is under 9000, then the lowest score gets eliminated. If everyone is under 9000, everyone loses and a new game is started.
Scoring is based on 3 things: Appearance, Swagger, and Overall Awesomeness. The crowd scores each category on a scale of 1-1100 and its added up to make the final score.
A perfect score is 9900.

Smoofing is a hard game, a lot of non-professional smoofers change the rules so the required score is 8000 or even 7000, rather than the official 9000.

My recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 1032, 1098, 1025,

Swagger: 987, 1002, 996,
Overall Awesomeness: 1056, 1073, 1026,
Final score: 9295
I win.

Your recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 875, 885, 901
Swagger: 920, 916, 923
Overall Awesomeness: 956, 942, 948
Final score: 8266
Score below 9000, you lose.

by Zakorsumtin April 17, 2011