crap shoot

A way to decribe something that is messed up or not right

the playoffs is a crapshoot

by Matthew December 12, 2003

National Joshah shoot your shot already day

On november 17, anyone named Joshah Gabriel, has to ask their crush out (Karah).

Elijah: Omg Joshah, do you know what day it is?
Joshah: What is today?
Elijah: It is National Joshah shoot your shot already day.
Joshah: Woah that’s insane! Seems like it’s my destiny.
Joshah: Karah, do you wanna go out for a date.
Karah: No, ur shmoto is too small.
Elijah: it’s okay Joshah, you have next year.
Elijah: *goes down on his knees, and starts sucking Joshah off*

by CautiousTuna85 November 16, 2020

butt shoot

when a man poops hair that he had eaten on thurday

man i butt shooted on monday

by john perfoo May 13, 2005

shooters gonna shoot

when you jerk off a guy you know is quick to cum and he cums quick

Janet: "Shooters gonna shoot"
Him: *nuts*

by shizz123 April 2, 2017

poom shoot

when you stop a boy getin some class A poom

i was likin out this girl and the this boys got in the way fukin poom shooter

by lilgoughy July 2, 2007

I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.

Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"

by ribetab January 11, 2011

dung shoot

Scottish term for your anus.

'ah Christ, a wiped too hard and me finger went up me Dung Shoot'

by kennyhardcore September 1, 2005