campbell river no longer the “salmon capital of the world” more like beauty capital of the world where the boys rip the bong, breeze, and pack fat lips. Not much to do here, but party, smoke weed, and bang pucksluts. Where the girls drink half a Palm Bay and are shit faced and just wanna fuck then use “i was drunk” as an excuse for not being called a slut.
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The River City Snooki was on the prowl after drinking a few wine decanters and ninja bombing the wedding.
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Get the Fire River mug.1.) A series of people puking in a line, causing the puke to flow like a river.
2.) A river in rural Mississippi.
2.) A river in rural Mississippi.
Dude that party was sick last night...but I had to cross a chunky river on my way out.
Meet me at the Chunky! (referring to the river in Mississippi)
Meet me at the Chunky! (referring to the river in Mississippi)
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Get the deer river hoover special mug.A small community near soldotna,alaska but is actually technically in Sterling, Alaska. A group of people mostly senior citizens, and 99% of them are hypocritical and judgemental bastards that dont want to accommodate the younger generation living in the area whatsoever.
The community center is ran by said senior citizens. Consequently, since they live in such a small area, they're more often than not...bored, whether they can admit it or not. So, their main form of entertainment is to talk down about individuals younger than them, and basically one of the biggest forums of the well-known and nostalgic game called, "Telephone."
(Someone starts a ridiculous rumor, and it gets twisted and changed into something even more interesting or sometimes damaging. The few good hearted and good natured people that dwell in this area must be real-life saints to put up with the senile folk talking about things they know nothing about. But it seems that the funny river water must have some sort of a regression effect on the older generation. They go back to the same sort of insults and immature behavior relating to high school or even grade school bullying.
Otherwise, this area is a beautiful and serene setting. Great place to relax, do some gardening, fishing, and "get away from it all" (the hustle and bustle of the bigger towns or cities)
If you can manage to not have to meet your neighbors and keep to only family then you'll be set and stress-free.
The community center is ran by said senior citizens. Consequently, since they live in such a small area, they're more often than not...bored, whether they can admit it or not. So, their main form of entertainment is to talk down about individuals younger than them, and basically one of the biggest forums of the well-known and nostalgic game called, "Telephone."
(Someone starts a ridiculous rumor, and it gets twisted and changed into something even more interesting or sometimes damaging. The few good hearted and good natured people that dwell in this area must be real-life saints to put up with the senile folk talking about things they know nothing about. But it seems that the funny river water must have some sort of a regression effect on the older generation. They go back to the same sort of insults and immature behavior relating to high school or even grade school bullying.
Otherwise, this area is a beautiful and serene setting. Great place to relax, do some gardening, fishing, and "get away from it all" (the hustle and bustle of the bigger towns or cities)
If you can manage to not have to meet your neighbors and keep to only family then you'll be set and stress-free.
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I never go on vacation anymore, but that's ok because Funny River is a great place for all never-ending "stay-cation"
- I just Funny-River'd all month. It was just as great but much cheaper than paying for airfare etc. To go to some over -populated tourist trap.
I never go on vacation anymore, but that's ok because Funny River is a great place for all never-ending "stay-cation"
- I just Funny-River'd all month. It was just as great but much cheaper than paying for airfare etc. To go to some over -populated tourist trap.
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