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It's against my religion

Da ultimate total-bu**s**t excuse for not doing something dat any reasonable/responsible person should do, merely for da purpose of selfishly shirking a basic duty to your fellow humans because you're too lazy/cowardly/self-centered to do so.
"It's against my religion" is the total "anti-Christ" (i.e., the exact opposite religion-based statement) in every way to the equally-disgraceful, "It's God's will" coercing-statement --- while this latter phrase attempts to insensitively pressure someone else to perform/allow an action that he strongly dislikes/disapproves of, the former statement is said in an equally-thoughtless attempt to "acceptably" get out of performing an action which the speaker himself does **not** want to do.
by QuacksO May 21, 2019
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Religiology

noun;
1)An off-beat practice of mindset based partly on religious principles and partly on a "Buck The Facts" approach.

Basic info:

Founded in Sept. 2008 By Neil Dresser in San Francisco, CA.

The die-hard motto of Religiology:
"Denial Through Faith"
"I am a firm practitioner of religiology!"
by Firm Dis-Believer March 15, 2009
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bad religion

One of the most boring bands of all time. This band has a million songs and they all sound the same: sing along lyrics with scientific terms thrown in to show that the singer is one smart mofo.
I got dragged to a Bad Religion show in Austin in 1992 and hated every second of it.
by arrow_keys August 3, 2005
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losing my religion

Must i really point out the obvious?!

you're losing faith in whatever bullshit u believe in.
Oh fuck, i just got hit by a truck. Thanks god - im now losing my religion
by stephanie May 13, 2005
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Lose My religion

What many people would do for someone who they want to bone really badly.
Specifically: Dane Cook, Vin Diesel, etc.
Girl 1: Oh my god it's Vin Diesel!
Girl 2: I would lose my religion for that man
by Jenni Sweny April 3, 2009
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religion

do you believe in god?
-yes (this person is most likely stupid)
religion(i need this word to upload the definition)
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Rejiggering

To rearrange a situation, especially by unethical means.
From the root Rejigger and sometimes an iPhone autocorrect of an infinitely helpful and blatantly handsome namesake.
If he don't stop, that face gonna get some rejiggering.

Are you sure you can't spell any words on WordswithFriends? Try rejiggering those tiles around son.

That ho be rejiggering.
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