White People Problems

A general term used to describe the piss poor priorities of upper/middle class citizens in developed countries, as they complain more about ridiculous over exaggerated bullshit (like marriage, where to eat, how to eat, getting their clothes messy) than actually trying to solve any of the real issues in the world like debt, starvation, corrupt governments, equality, diseases, poverty, etc.

Examples of White People Problems vs actual issues:
Average American Citizen:
"OMFG I Got grass stains on my white shoes! These are unwearable! I can't walk out in public like this!"

(He then throws the shoes away)
Homeless person who does not have shoes :"What the fuck are you bitching about"

White people issues in the royal family:
Prince: "Bloody mary, I need to find a woman, if I do not then the entire government will fall" (he then finds one and broadcasts the shit to the media)
Refugee Who escaped from a corrupt middle-eastern regime: "What the fuck are you bitching about?"

Another example is the Trump campaign.

by Caye_Daws August 30, 2018

problematic

a word used by antis and gatekeepers in fandom in relation to characters or pairings/ships that they personally do not like. often used as an excuse to attack and gaslight shippers and fans who do like the character/ship.

sometimes the excuse for calling a fictional thing "problematic" is that it's abusive, incestuous, or has a large age gap. or one of them is a villain. or two characters are enemies (or they used to be). or or none of these at all. the excuses are numerous, and many of them unfounded assertions.

Anti: "You shouldn't ship Reylo, it's problematic because Kylo Ren is a fascist and Rey is child-coded and they are cousins."
Shipper: "Uh...what?"

by anonymous January 21, 2021

problematic

someone who doesn't wear a mask or social distance and goes to parties in a pandemic.

"Nikita dragun is so problematic, she doesn't wear a mask in public"

by Lana Del Rey is god1 April 26, 2021

ninja problems

having problems functioning sexualy

bob:whats wrong with you man?
george:ninja problems
bob:ahh

by lots of love February 22, 2008

Cause Boris a Problem

To take a shit in the fair city of London.

Reference to the new mayor of London Boris Johnson. Causes him a problem because you are at risk of blocking the Thames.

Aww...Man I gotta go cause Boris a Problem

by TeabagSalad May 7, 2008

The Cord Problem

This is when you put something on a cord, and when you set the said item down the cord immediately shifts causing the said item to change direction and piss the said owner of the item off tremendously, because the only way to fix this is to hold the item in place

Jake "dude why is your ipod in pieces, man"

Brian "it kept fuckin movin around so it wasn't in the right position for me to see the screen, i went beserk"

Jake " It's the Cord Problem man"

by Quit Raping my Cat January 16, 2010

That’s Problematic

said from an english teacher in the 21st century, who drinks from the fountain of youth, is to be targeted to their students who have been behind in work or is in a sticky situation.

student: “Im sorry (Teacher), i couldn’t start on the project that was assigned three days ago.”
teacher: “Well, that’s problematic.”

by blxssxm December 11, 2019