Theory of Preservation of Causality in FTL Scenarios

A framework asserting that causality is preserved absolutely, even under FTL conditions—meaning that no matter how fast you travel, cause will always precede effect in all reference frames. The Theory of Preservation of Causality in FTL Scenarios suggests that FTL doesn't lead to paradox because there's a deeper structure—perhaps a privileged frame, perhaps quantum consistency—that ensures causal order remains intact. Unlike conservation (which allows transformation), preservation insists on invariance: causality is not just balanced but maintained. FTL might be possible, but it will never allow you to change the past because causality itself prevents it.

Theory of Preservation of Causality in FTL Scenarios "Warp drive engaged—faster than light, but when they arrived, they hadn't caused anything that wasn't already caused. Preservation of Causality says: FTL doesn't break causality; it just bends around it. The universe has safeguards. You can go fast, but you can't outrun cause and effect. They're always ahead of you, waiting."

by Abzugal March 5, 2026

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Swedish Birthday Present

Sending your friend a tastefully done nude pic or video for their birthday. Traditional gifts include fully nude pics, titty pics and dick pics. Contemporary gifts include pussy pics, ass pics, nut videos, bean flicks, and squirt shots.

What are you getting Joe for his birthday? Already sent him a Swedish birthday present, a fresh out the shower nude this morning.

by HaroldJugger June 24, 2025

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Amiga Music Preservation

Amiga Music Preservation (AMP) is a website dedicated to archiving Amiga modules and information about the artist. It was founded by Crown & Curt Cool and has been running since the year 2000.

Amiga Music Preservation is not to be confused with mod archive, pouët or modules.pl.

by 933 August 18, 2025

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Ruggedly handsome presence

Definition:
A noticeable attractiveness or dignified appearance in a person that remains visible despite rough living conditions, worn or dirty clothing, or a generally unpolished exterior. Often caused by strong facial features, posture, or an underlying sense of humanity that contradicts common stereotypes.

He was clearly homeless, but there was a ruggedly handsome presence about him that made people look twice.”

“The dirt and torn jacket couldn’t hide his ruggedly handsome presence.”

“Sometimes you see someone on the street with a ruggedly handsome presence that completely challenges your assumptions

by Dreamyshark January 4, 2026

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I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.

John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.

by cookiejack December 19, 2020

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Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day

A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.

"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"

by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023

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