Polish Pin Wheel

When a man mounts a woman on his shaft and begins to spin her in mid air. Like a pin wheel.

Dude, did you hear? Fred gave Jamie a Polish Pin Wheel last friday.

by youraveragejoe March 4, 2009

Polish Dozen

Fourteen of something.

How many midgets fit in a Prius? About a Polish Dozen.

by ChzSoda22 August 20, 2010

Polish Bagpipes

A sexual act in which someone sucks on the balls while jacking off the dick.

I love it when my girlfriend gives me the Polish Bagpipes. Or. She treated my junk like a set of Polish Bagpipes.

by Badman14411 November 27, 2013

polish the dolphin

The act of jerking off with fervor . . Usually followed by interruptions from ones mom walking in JUST at the climax

Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-Chuf-Chuf
Mum: Johnny time for lunch!!!
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-CHUF-CHUF
Mum: JOHNNY.. NOW.. What are you DOING??
Shakira (on the screen): Come on baby, my hips dont lie
Johnny: CHUF.....CHUF......
Mum Opening Door: JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Johnny: MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
*Door Slams*

Dad: WTF was that about?
Mum: YOUR SON WAS POLISHING HIS DOLPHIN.. to SHAKIRA... AGAIN!
Dad: Well , like father like so...

*SMACK*

WARNING: Do not polish the dolphin before meals

by TerryCowboy December 29, 2018

Polish Slumlord

A polish slumlord is a guy that performs analingus on a girl's booty just so she'll be horny enough to let him shove his dick in her ass.

Ron: How is Bob always getting ass from all the girls?

Howard: He's probably a Polish Slumlord. Chicks dig that shit, man.

by Skorpious July 17, 2020

Polish the Crown

Masturbation. Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I am going to my room to polish the crown.

by Strange Magnificent February 1, 2021

bell polisher

A beasel hound, girl chaser, wolf, or Lothario, who likes to lionger in the vestibule necking with his girl at one AM. This phrase refers to the occasional accident, wherin the girl is pushed against the intercom box, and rings the bells in several apartments, rousung the occupants.

Listen to your father and stay away from that bell polisher. Last Saturday you woke up the whole building!

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006