taking a piss

urinating. Not to be confused with "taking the piss"

Where's Jeff?

Taking a piss.

by steveh7 September 30, 2009

piss balloon

What uncut men can do if they wake up with a piss boner and pinch the end of their foreskin closed when pissing. The foreskin expands and becomes a piss balloon.

Best done in the shower, or over someone you either really hate or who finds watersports fun, as releasing the skin causes a real explosion of piss.

I had the usual morning piss boner, so I made a piss balloon on the way to the shower.

by rugbyman September 21, 2005

cobra piss

A term for the distasteful but inexpensive beer "king cobra".

All I have is $1.50, let's go get some cobra piss.

by russiangopher September 27, 2006

piss flaps

the dangly flappy labia majora - the ones you need to pull apart to let the piss flow sweet

I tugged on me piss flaps and jetted out a stream of gold...

by M.Powers April 12, 2006

piss up

australian my arse, it's british through and through, involving booze curry and kebabs, and vomit.

eee we had right good piss up last night, 15 pints with a curry, 15 pints in t'club and a kebab for afters, smashing

by Anonymous March 4, 2003

pissing contest

1. A contest, usually between two males, to see who can urinate over the longest distance, or for the longest amount of time.

2. A contest in which logical rational argument in the search for truth gives way to emotional and/or personal attacks for the sake of power or reputation. Usually such contests leave a feeling of ill-will amongst all involved, and prove nothing more than who belongs where in a primal heirarchy.
Derived from the term "pissing grounds", which are usually urinated on to mark ownership.

What started out as a rational debate quickly degenerated into a pissing contest.

by N Butcher December 28, 2005

piss fat

The erection one has in the morning hours.

I woke up with the biggest piss fat this morning. My girlfriend thought she had excited me and decided to blow me. I think I accidently did a few wee drops in her mouth.

by Penis Master July 27, 2003