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poo poo pipe

inside yo booty hole, also known as the waste tunnel.
dont make me lick yo poo poo pipe!
by lindseypoopedongabi June 21, 2008
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alaskan pipe line

when a man and a woman are intimate, the man shits in a condom and freezes it. then the man takes the frozen shit "dildo" and crams it up the womans ass. she then moans and asks for more.
man 1:dude i took the biggest shit and froze it last night
man 2: did u alaskan pipe line some bitch?
man 1: fuck yeah nigga coon!
by barrak obama November 14, 2007
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poo pipe pusher

poo pipe pusher is the word used for what is formally known as a homosexual.
many poo pipe pushers often have smelly penises because, well lets face it they stick their giggle stick inside another mans anus.

to be honest i rather think this is a disgusting act, though i suppose its okay if they where a condom, as this would prevent a homosexual mans penis to smell like shit!!
many people who poo pipe push tend to have dirty mushroom things growing on the end of their bell end.
as far as im concerned this is just unfortunate.

many poo pipe pushers also tend to rip their foreskin (banjo-string), this is perhaps the reason why i personally would never stick my penis into a man's anus. i think ill stick to pussy holes.
"oh my god!...that kid over there is obviously a total poo pipe pusher"

"look at how he walks, it looks like hes just had his poo pipe pushed!"
by Jason Bernard-macey Jordan February 11, 2009
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Arizona Pipe Dream

An affliction where a person has an inability to finish any task, because of constant fantasies of anal sex with Hispanic women.
"Jenkins you change that tire yet?" "No boss, I was lost in an Arizona Pipe Dream, the one where I paint the head of my Johnson like Yahweh and bend Consuela over a saw horse and deliver the holy spirit."
by Eldo 76 December 15, 2009
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smoking pipe

A slang term for sucking penis.
Guy 1: "Last night I was smoking pipe with the captain of the football team."

Guy 2: "You sucked his penis?"

Guy 1: "Totes!"
by KnowItAll45 December 25, 2010
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pro-pipe

Not to be confused with "bro-pipe", this refers to the rifle mounted grenade launchers in warfare games (see Modern Warfare 2, Call of Duty 4, etc). These can also be called "noob tubes"- though in some cases that would be an incorrect term.

Case 1- If someone uses a grenade launcher because they cannot kill otherwise- you would be correct in the assumption that it is a "noob tube".

Case 2- If someone uses the launcher because he/she is bored of the guns, and prefers to find more inventive ways to kill people (i.e. curving the ordinance through window frames, arcing at the right angles, hearing footsteps and killing someone who is around the corner, shooting a dud at close range to hit them in the stomach so they make that satisfying "ooof" sound) then that is not a "noob tube". Case 2 is a PRO PIPE.

In case 1- the user is easy enough to counter. Wait until he/she is reloading or force them into close quarters to truly test their aim. They only have one chance to dud shot you.

In case 2- it does not matter. Guns, knives, grenades- the user would have killed you anyways. You are their play things.

Generally- people have to have something to whine about on Xbox Live, PSN, or PC. Noob tube can be considered a derogatory term to those skilled enough to know the difference between cheesing out the grenade launcher and appreciating it's useful (yet slightly different from a gun) ballistic tendencies.
"That level 1 had trouble hitting anybody- now he has a few kills because of the grenade launcher- I mean noob tube"

"Wow. That guy is really tough to beat. He just went 29 and 1 on terminal- there was nothing we could do to beat him- even when he ran out of grenades and only had a pistol! I can't tell you how many times he killed two or three of us at once with that PRO-PIPE"
by Noob Tuber April 1, 2010
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cack pipe cosmonaut

Homosexual
He who prefers rusty to busty.
Have you seen that gentleman? He looks like a right cack pipe cosmonaut.
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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