If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.
A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.
A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.
by dwightisright July 6, 2018
Get the spray painted carmug. by warhawk1775 September 22, 2013
Get the toilet bowl paintingmug. by psyc October 16, 2012
Get the 5 minutes in Paintmug. A online video-game where you play as the Minecraft character "Steve" except you get to brutally murder everyone you see. Players get the option to play in a story-mode type gameplay with a story about some fucking alien bullshit, but you still get to murder all the aliens. Other options include multiplayer gameplay, single-player gameplay, and an arena style gameplay with higher levels of difficulty with each arena you pass.
The game was initially released on October 13th, 2015 by South East Games and only meant as a console game for the Play Station 4. But, was later released to other consoles like Xbox and Nintendo Switch, it was later playable on PC after the game was added for sale on the Steam Game Store.
Now you may be wondering, why the fuck would I spend 20 dollars on a game where I just beat the living shit out of everyone? Well let me tell you my friends, if you are in a bad mood this game will make you happy almost instantly. You can let all that anger and sadness go into ruining people in a block game and have no regret at shooting people in the face or hitting them with a baseball bat. The game also is supported by Steam and has a workshop and community that I believe still works on cool community made projects. I currently have a single-player area that I picked up from the workshop of fighting on an aircraft.
This game is a gem and should get a lot more praise then it already does, for supporting people with anger problems.
The game was initially released on October 13th, 2015 by South East Games and only meant as a console game for the Play Station 4. But, was later released to other consoles like Xbox and Nintendo Switch, it was later playable on PC after the game was added for sale on the Steam Game Store.
Now you may be wondering, why the fuck would I spend 20 dollars on a game where I just beat the living shit out of everyone? Well let me tell you my friends, if you are in a bad mood this game will make you happy almost instantly. You can let all that anger and sadness go into ruining people in a block game and have no regret at shooting people in the face or hitting them with a baseball bat. The game also is supported by Steam and has a workshop and community that I believe still works on cool community made projects. I currently have a single-player area that I picked up from the workshop of fighting on an aircraft.
This game is a gem and should get a lot more praise then it already does, for supporting people with anger problems.
Bro: WTF, My girl just cheated on me I'm going to kill a fucking dude!!!
Me: woah woah woah, it's okay... play Paint the Town Red
Bro: What the fuck does that have to do with anything about me getting FUCKING CHEATED ON!
Me: it's game where you can literally beat people up you should totally play that instead of actual violence.
Bro: your a fucking dumbass this is literally why no bitches talk to you
Me: woah woah woah, it's okay... play Paint the Town Red
Bro: What the fuck does that have to do with anything about me getting FUCKING CHEATED ON!
Me: it's game where you can literally beat people up you should totally play that instead of actual violence.
Bro: your a fucking dumbass this is literally why no bitches talk to you
by Lol!po April 23, 2022
Get the Paint the Town Redmug. When having sex with a virgin, you go so hard that the blood manages to get on your face, making you look like a Indian painted for battle.
by Bubdlub August 20, 2017
Get the painted like a indianmug. by anonymous January 1, 2022
Get the paint my wallsmug. The act or instance of performing intense cunnilingus. 2.) Performing cunnilingus on a your female partner to intense orgasm. 3)
Man, that girl is fine. If I get her alone, I'd like the paint off.
I'd lick the paint off that motha
I'd lick the paint off that motha
by SoCrotchTease May 24, 2013
Get the Lick the Paint Offmug.