Priming the pump

When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.

In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."

by Bogrimm May 19, 2017

Pumpkin spice latte

The blood of white girls

Also known as psl

its Pumpkin spice latte season bitch

by Whoopdi whooop September 29, 2018

Turtle Puffer

The act of giving fellatio to feces to one who is turtle heading. A.K.A. Sucking feces.

While Sean was tossing Guido's salad, Sean quickly became a turtle puffer when Guido started to defecate.

by Ben Beniff from Burbank September 23, 2009

Puthinator

A person who is in love with Charlie Puth! They work their asses off to put him in the top charts! They are someone who supports in all of his nasty relationships and they always put a smile on his face!

**someone makes fun of Charlie Puth**
Ohh you run cause the puthinators will kill you.

by Puthlover23 April 22, 2018

Pulling a Mordecai

Never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.

I just know I'm gonna be "pulling a Mordecai" when I saw this cute boy at a restaurant.

by Trash boat May 9, 2014

putemup

The interjection one yells while one's fists are raised and is requesting that the other person engage in a brawl. Short for "put em up."

You just ate all my milk chocolate covered toffee popcorn!? Putemup! Putemup.

by spudart January 5, 2012

pump n pray

A form of birth control in which a no condom or contraception is being used, and the dude simply raw dogs, finishes inside and prays he doesn't get the girl pregnant (or an std).

Girl: "I'm not on birth control, do you have a condom?"

Guy: "I'll just pump n pray, baby, no one uses condoms anymore."

by Archer86 January 19, 2014